{ new and improved little piggies }

The other night, my daughter wanted to play 5 Little Piggies. You know, the one where you pinch the toes? I went to start the "This little piggie..." process, and she wailed that SHE wanted to do it to me. So I let her. I think she may have forgot the words, because they were not what I remembered them being. Or maybe she thought the original was lame, so she decided to come up with her own version. Ladies and Gentlemen, here is Em's version of The 5 Little Piggies {with completely necessary and colorful illustrations by yours truly}:

This Little Piggie stayed home.

This Little Piggie went to her mother's.

This Little Piggie said, "Oh poop".

This Little Piggie said a naughty word and had to go to time-out.

And This Little Piggie said "WWWWWWEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

I enjoyed her version. Tons more fun. But, is this a reflection of what goes on in our home? Good gracious, I hope not. Um, no. It is not. My mother lives a whole state away.

And we never say naughty words in our home. *cough* *cough*

And why would my amazingly behaved children EVER throw flour around?

Nope. Never happens. It must be someone else's family she was referring to.

;)

Hope you and your piggies have a great weekend! --xoxo