{ something's a little fishy }

I had a conversation with my son this morning. It went like this:

HIM : Mom! Did you see the juicy salmon?
ME : The what? {Thinking I had misheard}
HIM : The big bag of juicy salmon Dad bought.
ME :  What?
HIM : The bag of juicy salmon Dad bought for all of us!
ME : Juicy salmon?
HIM : Oh. I mean Swedish Fish.

Close, my son. So very close.