{ they may not be designer, but i'd wear them }

I came across a website that sells t-shirts. Not just any t-shirts, but some of the most hilarious shirts on this planet. Not even lying to you. These articles of amusement are called SNORG TEES. Most of them are clean, but a few are... um... a little irreverent. Nothing terrible, just thought I would throw that out there if you click on the link and your 10 year old is reading over your shoulder... ;)

I decided to make a collage of a few of the tees that made me giggle. These first ones I would LOVE to own. No, really.

I want. every. one.

*snicker* body of a god... and yes, I suffer from arachnophobia. Remember the movie???

I shudder just thinking about it. Ick.

I really, REALLY need the procrastinate one. {Maybe I'll get it after pay day?}

And how many people would check to make sure you are wearing pants?

AND, the undies one. *sigh* Good times, good times.

Oh, and the vegetable one is especially for Camryn.

{Heehee! Love ya girl! Gotta tease you every chance I get!}

And NO. The Awesome Meter NEVER LIES. Ever.

Anyway, let's just keep the silliness going:

I also felt a need to make a tribute to Hollywood:

If any of you get the last one, we will be Perma-BFF's for LIFE. ;)

Hope you got a chuckle out of these like I did! Check out their website for more funniness.

And remember:

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xoxoxo

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ps. Mr. Smith threatened to surprise me sometime with something unpleasant if I failed to make a side note from last week's post. He would like me to mention that even though I made fun of his stocking stuffers, I should note that one year prior to last Christmas, I wrapped a certain deodorant stick and toothbrush which I then placed in HIS stocking. I would also like to mention that I wrapped a TON of packs of gum, individually, because I thought it would be funny.

But now I am safe from something happening somewhere to me when I least expect it...

xoxo

jordan